Ridge Runner
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An elderly couple is enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a
small
tavern The husband leans over and asks his wife, "Do you remember
the first
time we had sex together over fifty years ago? We went behind this
tavern
where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you." "Yes,"
she says,
"I remember it well." "OK," he says,
"how about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for
old time's
sake?" "Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea,"
she
answers. There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all
this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, "I've got to see
these two
old-timers having sex against a fence.
I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble." So he
follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support,
aided by
walking sticks. Finally they get to the back of the tavern and
make their
way to the fence. The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers
down and
the old man drops his trousers. She turns around and as she hangs
on to the fence, the old man moves in. Suddenly they erupt into the most
furious sex
that the watching policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and
jumping like
eighteen-year-olds. This goes on for about forty minutes! She's
yelling,
"Ohhh, God!" He's hanging on to her hips for dear life. This is
the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on
the ground.
The policeman is amazed. He thinks he has learned something about
life that he didn't know.
After about half an hour of lying on the ground recovering, the
old couple
struggle to their feet and put their
clothes back on The policeman, still watching thinks, that was
truly amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his
secret is.
As the couple passes, he says to them, "That was something else!
You must
have been having sex for about forty minutes. How do you manage
it? You must
have had a fantastic life together. Is there
some sort of secret?" The old man says, "Fifty years ago that
wasn't an
electric fence.
