Guns & Women

[Randy49er]

Why Men Prefer Guns to Women


TOP TEN REASONS MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN:
And here we go...

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women...

#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun.

 

[noharleyyet]

Randy, your wife doesn't know about this site...does she?

 

[Big luke1981]

thats awesome

 

[Randy49er]

No Harley, Yes she does, I read her some of the stuff that comes across here. She is a verrry tolerant woman, what do you suppose it means when they roll their eyes and shake their head a lot?

 

[noharleyyet]

what do you suppose it means when they roll their eyes and shake their head a lot?

In my house...usually a new sofa.

 

[idnative1948]

roll their eyes and shake their head a lot?

What in the H was I thinking when I married this dork? Least that's how it usually goes at my house....