Dad Joke thread

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[kansasdad]

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[kansasdad]

 

[kansasdad]

Why do turkeys wear stilts in the spring??



Because there isn’t a flamingo season!

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[Wildabeest]

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Reminds me of the proposed merger of YouTube, Twitter and Facebook. They were going to call it YouTwitFace.

 

[kansasdad]

Why might it be impossible to plant flowers???






When you haven’t botany!!