yoteler
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>BLUENECKS are Northerners --- the opposite of Rednecks
>
>You might be a Blueneck if ..
>
>* Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call
>them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
>
>* You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
>
>* You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.
>
>* You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side
>of the road.
>(e.g., boiled peanuts) .
>
>* You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
>
>* For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.
>
>* You don't know what a moon pie is.
>
>* You've never had an RC Cola.
>
>* You've never, ever eaten okra --fried, boiled, or pickled.
>
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>
>* You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
>road trips.
>
>* You have no idea what a polecat is.
>
>* You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
>
>* You don't have bangs.
>
>* You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.
>
>* You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to
>get his own TV fishing show.
>
>* You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"-instead of "Cokes."
>
>* You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.
>
>* You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show.
>
>* You think more money should go to important scientific research at
>your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
>
>* You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
>
>* The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting
>on an on-ramp to the highway.
>
>* You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
>
>* You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.
>
>* The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman
>Marcus.
>
>* You call binoculars opera glasses.
>
>* You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of
>the road and stopping.
>
>
>Faye Ellen, Billy
>Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
>
>
>Johnnie, Jimmie)
>
>& Paw-paw's.
>
>* You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
>
>* None of your fur coats are homemade.
>
>* You have no idea who the Allisons or Pettys are
>
>You might be a Blueneck if ..
>
>* Instead of referring to two or more people as "y'all," you call
>them "you guys," even if both of them are women.
>
>* You think barbecue is a verb meaning "to cook outside."
>
>* You think Heinz Ketchup is really SPICY.
>
>* You would never stop to buy something somebody was cooking on the side
>of the road.
>(e.g., boiled peanuts) .
>
>* You don't have any problems pronouncing "Worcestershire sauce" correctly.
>
>* For breakfast, you would prefer potatoes-au-gratin to grits.
>
>* You don't know what a moon pie is.
>
>* You've never had an RC Cola.
>
>* You've never, ever eaten okra --fried, boiled, or pickled.
>
>>
>
>* You've never seen a live chicken, and the only cows you've seen are on
>road trips.
>
>* You have no idea what a polecat is.
>
>* You don't see anything wrong with putting a sweater on your dog.
>
>* You don't have bangs.
>
>* You would rather vacation at Martha's Vineyard than at Six Flags.
>
>* You would rather have your son become a lawyer than grow up to
>get his own TV fishing show.
>
>* You drink either "Pop" or "Soda"-instead of "Cokes."
>
>* You've never eaten and don't know how to make a tomato sandwich.
>
>* You have never planned your summer vacation around a gun-'n-knife show.
>
>* You think more money should go to important scientific research at
>your university than to pay the salary of the head football coach.
>
>* You don't even have one can of WD-40 somewhere around the house.
>
>* The last time you smiled was when you blocked someone from getting
>on an on-ramp to the highway.
>
>* You don't have any hats in your closet that advertise feed stores.
>
>* You have more than one professional sports team in your home state.
>
>* The farthest south you've ever been is the perfume counter at Neiman
>Marcus.
>
>* You call binoculars opera glasses.
>
>* You can't spit out the car window without pulling over to the side of
>the road and stopping.
>
>
>Faye Ellen, Billy
>Ray, Mary Jo, Bubba Dean, Joe Dan, Mary Alice)
>
>
>Johnnie, Jimmie)
>
>& Paw-paw's.
>
>* You get freaked out when people on the subway talk to you.
>
>* None of your fur coats are homemade.
>
>* You have no idea who the Allisons or Pettys are
