This ain't good

[captaincoot]

I can't believe this. Went to see Mommy and when I went in the house she was on the phone. While I was sitting there I figured out it was the pray chain Around here its a bunch of old ladies. I hear mom say pray for ISIS I'm thinking this can't be right. Well it was right. Mom hung up and said why should we pray for them. I said they got it a$$ backwards. you should pray for the victims. I got mom pointed in the right direction and she told the next lady right Reminded me of that game in school when you started with some news and by the time it got to the last kid it was all wrong.

 

[emrah1028]

I thought your post was going to be a joke...

Emrah

 

[captaincoot]

I guess in a way it is funny. Glad to report they got all the wording right finally I think they are going to stick with praying for local people again

 

[schmalts]

I hope she is more informed when it comes to voting....

 

[captaincoot]

Mom knows whats going on for voting. Most of the ladies calling for the prayer chain are in their high 80's 90 something. I was worried when I watched the new tonight that they would say the camel jockeys took the world over. And it would have been them old ladies fault

 

[kansasdad]

Lots of biblical passages direct us to do what seems backward:

But I tell you, love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you, Matthew 5:44


Bless those who persecute you; bless and do not curse. (Romans 12:14)


My plan if physically threatened and I can resist is to pray much as this fictionalized soldier prayed:

"Teach my hands to war"

 

[emrah1028]

Captaincoolt,

I may have you beat. A few weeks ago I made some eggplant/hummus dip and brought it into work for the guys to try out. I was bragging about how good it tasted and my buddy says, "I'm surprised you like it. You're always going on about how they're a bunch of terrorists..." Huh??? ..... Oh!!!! That's HAMAS you dolt, not hummus!

He was serious. I kid you not.

Emrah

 

[captaincoot]

Captaincoolt,

I may have you beat. A few weeks ago I made some eggplant/hummus dip and brought it into work for the guys to try out. I was bragging about how good it tasted and my buddy says, "I'm surprised you like it. You're always going on about how they're a bunch of terrorists..." Huh??? ..... Oh!!!! That's HAMAS you dolt, not hummus!

He was serious. I kid you not.

Emrah

Made me laugh. Thanks for sharing