GunNut76
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A couple is driving along the freeway and the husband, who is
driving, is complaining about everything ... the heat, the long
drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc. ... and his wife has
had it with his depressing talk. So she says to him: "One more
complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my Swiss Army knife".
About half an hour later, sure as nuts he starts complaining
again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife,
slices the guys little Richard off and throws it out the window.
Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three...husband,
wife, and their 8 year old daughter. The penis suddenly lands
on their car's windscreen and the father, in an absolute panic,
as he doesn't want his daughter to see, quickly puts the
windscreen wipers on to get the penis off the windscreen and
out of the view of his daughter.
The daughter asks: "Daddy, what was that?"
Her father, still in a panic, replies " Oh it was only a....uh...
.....butterfly my dear".
The daughter says,
"Did you see the size of the penis on that damn butterfly?"
driving, is complaining about everything ... the heat, the long
drive, the bad drivers, the country, etc. ... and his wife has
had it with his depressing talk. So she says to him: "One more
complaint and I'll cut your penis off with my Swiss Army knife".
About half an hour later, sure as nuts he starts complaining
again and before he could blink his wife pulls out her knife,
slices the guys little Richard off and throws it out the window.
Driving behind the couple's car is a family of three...husband,
wife, and their 8 year old daughter. The penis suddenly lands
on their car's windscreen and the father, in an absolute panic,
as he doesn't want his daughter to see, quickly puts the
windscreen wipers on to get the penis off the windscreen and
out of the view of his daughter.
The daughter asks: "Daddy, what was that?"
Her father, still in a panic, replies " Oh it was only a....uh...
.....butterfly my dear".
The daughter says,
"Did you see the size of the penis on that damn butterfly?"
