The Bill of No Rights.........

[countrygal]

Okay.........

 

[ELKCHSR]

This is bery good!!!

 

[GunNut76]

We, the sensible of the United States, in an attempt to help
everyone get along, restore some semblance of justice, avoid
any more riots, keep our nation safe, promote positive behavior
and secure the blessings of debt-free liberty to ourselves and
our great-great-great grandchildren, hereby try one more time
to ordain and establish some common sense guidelines for the
terminally whiny, guilt-ridden delusional, and other liberal,
commie, pinko bed wetters.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that a whole lot of
people were confused by the Bill of Rights and are so dim that
they require a Bill of No Rights.

You do not have the right to a new car, big-screen color TV or
any other form of wealth. More power to you if you can legally
acquire them, but no one is guaranteeing anything.

You do not have the right to never be offended. This country is
based on freedom, and that means freedom for everyone - not just
you! You may leave the room, turn the channel, express a different
opinion, etc., but the world is full of idiots, and probably
always will be.

You do not have the right to be free from harm. If you stick a
screwdriver in your eye, learn to be more careful, do not expect
the tool manufacturer to make you and all of your relatives
independently wealthy.

You do not have the right to free food and housing. Americans are
the most charitable people to be found, and will gladly help anyone
in need, but we are quickly growing weary of subsidizing generation
after generation of professional couch potatoes who achieve nothing
more than the creation of another generation of professional couch
potatoes.

You do not have the right to free health care. That would be nice,
but from the looks of public housing, we're just not interested in
public health care.

You do not have the right to physically harm other people. If you
kidnap, rape, intentionally maim or kill someone, don't be surprised
if the rest of us get together and kill you.

You do not have the right to the possessions of others. If you rob,
cheat, or coerce away the goods or services of other citizens, don't
be surprised if the rest of us get together and lock you away in a
place where you still won't have the right to a big-screen color TV
or a life of leisure.

You do not have the right to demand that our children risk their
lives in foreign wars to soothe your aching conscience. We hate
oppressive governments and won't lift a finger to stop you from
going to fight if you'd like. However, we do not enjoy parenting
the entire world and do not want to spend so much of our time
battling each and every little tyrant with a military uniform and
a funny hat.

You do not have the right to a job. All of us want you to have one,
and will gladly help you along in hard times, but we expect you to
take advantage of the opportunities in education and vocational
training laid before you to make yourself useful.

You do not have the right to happiness. Being an American means that
you have the right to pursue happiness - which, by the way, is a lot
easier if you are unencumbered by an overabundance of idiotic laws
created by those around you who were confused by the Bill of Rights.