My Official Notice

[Redmt]

I want to publicly and officially let it be known that I did not win the billion dollar lottery .

 

[rogerthat]

I want to publicly and officially let it be known that I did not win the billion dollar lottery .

Loser

 

[Redmt]

Loser

But I'm consistent.

 

[rogerthat]

But I'm consistent.

I imagine that’s the norm. I didn’t even know the jackpot was big until I saw the headline. I usually take my shot at around a billion lol

 

[Redmt]

They use some really creative math. It's a billion dollar prize paid out over 30 years before taxes or you can take a lump some of 500 million again before taxes. If you took the 500m and deduct the probable 30% that's about 350m in your pocket. When you spend that, there's 7-8% sales tax on that. What I'd like to know is where the other 650-680 billion went?

 

[seeth07]

They use some really creative math. It's a billion dollar prize paid out over 30 years before taxes or you can take a lump some of 500 million again before taxes. If you took the 500m and deduct the probable 30% that's about 350m in your pocket. When you spend that, there's 7-8% sales tax on that. What I'd like to know is where the other 650-680 billion went?

Student loan forgiveness

 

[Moserkr]

Thats exactly what Id say if I won.

 

[seeth07]

If you want to look at the bright side of that, probably 1k of it went to your states wildlife fund

 

[TN2shot07]

They use some really creative math. It's a billion dollar prize paid out over 30 years before taxes or you can take a lump some of 500 million again before taxes. If you took the 500m and deduct the probable 30% that's about 350m in your pocket. When you spend that, there's 7-8% sales tax on that. What I'd like to know is where the other 650-680 billion went?

I don’t play but I’d take my chances with the $350m, I’m skating by on slightly less than that now… You don’t even have to invest that aggressively at all to have a good life for a long time

 

[Redmt]

If you want to look at the bright side of that, probably 1k of it went to your states wildlife fund

CA wildlife fund pays for politicians to go to titty bars

 

[Nick87]

CA wildlife fund pays for politicians to go to titty bars

Yet again another reason to hate my guidance counselor. Sob

 

[Eyeguard]

CA wildlife fund pays for politicians to go to titty bars

They go to Banana Bars.

 

[Redmt]

Yet again another reason to hate my guidance counselor. Sob

My guidance counselor was a municipal court Judge,,,,

 

[Wildabeest]

 

[mtmuley]

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Ha! I won. I didn't waste money on a ticket. mtmuley

 

[TN2shot07]

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You can verify that by looking at the track record of winners

 

[Redmt]

Ha! I won. I didn't waste money on a ticket. mtmuley

You won a dollar, big deal,,,,

 

[Dave N]

Won $4. Spent $10. Oh well.

 

[Stocker]

If I won I’d probably spend most of it on rifles, tags, and cattle. The rest id just piss away.

 

[mtmuley]

You won a dollar, big deal,,,,

And you didn't. I bet if you spend a dollar on lotto tickets and I don't, I win. mtmuley