GunNut76
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A man had dentures that were bothering him so he went to
the dentist. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims,
"Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six
months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth
have you been eating?"
The man thought for a moment and said, "Well... the only thing
I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about
four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she
called it... and doctor, I'm talkin' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted
anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on
everything... meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is
made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I'll
have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the
Hollandaise!"
the dentist. After a brief examination, the dentist exclaims,
"Holy Smoke! That plate I installed in your mouth about six
months ago has nearly completely corroded! What on earth
have you been eating?"
The man thought for a moment and said, "Well... the only thing
I can think of is this... my wife made me some asparagus about
four months ago with this stuff on it... Hollandaise sauce she
called it... and doctor, I'm talkin' DELICIOUS! I've never tasted
anything like it, and ever since then I've been putting it on
everything... meat, fish, toast, vegetables... you name it!"
"That's probably it," replied the dentist "Hollandaise sauce is
made with lemon juice, which is acidic and highly corrosive. I'll
have to install a new plate, but made out of chrome this time."
"Why chrome?" the man asked.
"Well, everyone knows that there's no plate like chrome for the
Hollandaise!"
