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Heart Attack...

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An elderly man suffered a massive heart attack. The family drove wildly down to the hospital Emergency Room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the ER Doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a very long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid he is brain-dead, but his heart is still beating."

"Oh, Dear God," cried his wife, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock .......... we've never had a Democrat in the family before ! " :p:D
 

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