GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT GROWING OLD
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is
optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the
preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else
you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same
sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the
answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a
lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age
comes alone.
1) Growing old is mandatory; growing up is
optional.
2) Forget the health food. I need all the
preservatives I can get.
3) When you fall down, you wonder what else
you can do while you're down there.
4) You're getting old when you get the same
sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.
5) It's frustrating when you know all the
answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.
6) Time may be a great healer, but it's a
lousy beautician.
7) Wisdom comes with age, but sometimes age
comes alone.
