Cue the Bambification of CO's wolves...

[LuketheDog]

Colorado middle schoolers to pick names for reintroduced wolves

The Colorado Wolf and Wildlife Center is holding a naming contest for the first wolves who will be reintroduced to their original native historical range. Middle schoolers from grades 5-8 will pick…

kdvr.com

 

[Ben Lamb]

Wait. Like, Crimson Tide Bamification or the country super group Alabama?

 

[shootbrownelk]

That figures, the pussifying/brainwashing of the young kids by the anti-hunting crowd.

 

[rideold]

Sigh. So many things wrong with this.

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

Dahmer, Shipman, Bundy

 

[Nameless Range]

Wait. Like, Crimson Tide Bamification or the country super group Alabama?

You're confused. It's like the Emeril Lagassianization of wolves.



Bambification?

 

[BackofBeyond]

Wolfy McWolface gets my vote.

 

[Ben Lamb]

I'm naming my woof "propaganda"

 

[reallyoldman]

Mine is named: BS

 

[AvidIndoorsman]

I'm naming my woof "propaganda"

 

[LuketheDog]

Bambification?

yeah, yeah...leave me alone

 

[Ben Lamb]

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I'm ordering 7500 with the slogan "Smoke a Pack a Day" and this image:

 

[Ben Lamb]

yeah, yeah...leave me alone

I like Bamification, personally.

 

[nrpate05]

THere's almost nothing I hate more than naming wild animals. Doesn't matter the species. Why don't they go name the elk, the deer, etc. It is just so dumb.

 

[bayoublaster7527]

Gotta start indoctrinating em early in Colorado. If you can successfully project human qualities on wildlife it makes the vilification of hunters and hunting that much easier.

 

[Bigjay73]

THere's almost nothing I hate more than naming wild animals. Doesn't matter the species. Why don't they go name the elk, the deer, etc. It is just so dumb.

Imagine how much the animals must hate it

 

[Mallardsx2]

I hope people shoot the living pi$$ out of those wolves the second their little paws hit the dirt.

 

[Sytes]

I'm naming my woof "propaganda"

I'm going to have billboards around school grounds promoting the woof name, "Schweddy".


One of many SNL greats - haha!

 

[Bluffgruff]

I don't think the kids get a blank slate, so unless there's a unanimous write-in like "Murders Many Deer, Elk, and Moose in Horrible Ways," we're going to get wolves named "Sacred Howl" and "Jeff," or something similar ridiculous.