Bear tag in hand, now where to go?

[mtmiller]

Alright MT folks, I did my part and have my bear tag in hand. Now someone draw me a map of where to go (to find bears) . Coordinates not necessary, but a legal would be nice. If you can tie one up, even better.

 

[BigHornRam]

Miller,

How close to a titty bar does this bear have to be?

 

[Moosie]

HUMmmmmmmm thats Funny BHR, I got an Invite and took the fella up on it that included a Titty bar adventure in Montana..... SCORE !!!!!

 

[mtmiller]

BHR-No dollars bills when I am bear hunting.

Moosie, I have a feeling you wouldn't spend much money in the "titty bar". My guess is they will have thrown you out after the first five minutes. You always know the right things to say-- "Where can we find some jello and gay porn"?

 

[Moosie]

LOL..... DID I ever tell you what I did To Greenhorn on one or our Scouting trips in Montana ? We walked into a Gas station in a Chit hole town and looking for some Snacks after topping of the tank. I walked up to the Front while he was coming in and I said "Do you guys have any GAY Porn ? My buddys a little on 'that side' and He's to shy to ask". Dude, their eyes lit up and Jaw dropped and it was the first time I seen greeny Speachless for a min

So is there any bear up north were you're at ? You'd think being a Government worker you'd have some time to scout, what do you do all day ?~?~?

 

[The Hedgehog]

Yes I'm afraid to stop at the gas station in Broadus anymore. Thanks man.

Learned it's best to stick to the classy places when Moosie's along. The next place we visited was the JimTown Bar, a more fitting establishment.

 

[Moosie]

Greeny.. Are you stalking me ? I haven't seen you here in 2 days and when I say your name .. POOF !!! Exactly 20 mins later you're here.... HUMmmmmm