A daughter's letter

[Elkhunter]

A mother enters her daughter's bedroom and sees a letter on the bed. With the worst premonition, she reads it, with trembling hands:

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm telling you that I have eloped with my new boyfriend; I know how upset you will be but I am truly happy. I have found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams.
I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt anyone and we'll be growing it to sell to support ourselves and our children. In the meantime, we'll pray for the science to find the AIDS cure, for Ahmed to get better, he deserves it. Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'll visit, for I know you will want to get to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter, Judith


PS: Mom, it's not true. I'm over at Sarah's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer ... I love you!

 

[Ridge Runner]

That is good. I just sent it to my wife at work to see her response as we have two girls.

 

[old-boss-hen]

If that were my daughters and they pulled something like that they would wish it were a true letter. I would literally beat their behinds. I have 3 daughters. I may have a sore hand but they would regret a letter like that. lol
{aka Mrs.D.}

 

[wilecoyote76]

That sounds like something my daughter would pull when she gets older. Since she is only 7 now, I would hope she doesn't or I would be like old-boss-hen and put the smack down on her really quickly like!!