How to hunt if you can't stomach gutting

[KB_]

Oh man. Blood guts and gore are like my thing. To a point. Not the creepy point tho. Between watching my children being born to gutting animals to giving my buddy some stitches one drunk night . I think the only thing that ever went through my mind other than the chore at hand. Was I sure hope a grizz don't show up and try to help me gut this thing. Hook line and sinker . Troll10000

you made @Jackson Smith have a heart attack with this comment.

 

[KB_]

It’s actually not hunting. It’s not great either. I was just pointing out to the lady poster, that it’s probably a better daughter/daddy activity for her.

lol still think golf might be to intense for @Jackson Smith. Board games might be better.

 

[Dave N]

lol still think golf might be to intense for @Jackson Smith. Board games might be better.

Old Maid.

 

[Hunting Wife]

I can’t believe no one suggested this classic tool yet. Gut your deer at arms length while keeping your hands totally clean.

 

[KB_]

I can’t believe no one suggested this classic tool yet. Gut your deer at arms length while keeping your hands totally clean.

What the F%#&

 

[Pucky Freak]

Lol I gave it to my neighbor

 

[RyGuy]

What the F%#&

My thoughts exactly

 

[Dsnow9]

you shut your mouth! golf is great. Drink (if you want), talk smack with the boys (or girls), Piss off some private land owners, and dress up like dorks. ITS BASICLY HUNTING

You sir have just won HT today. It’s so funny how many hunters fall into that exact definition!

 

[Pucky Freak]

My cousin really wanted to try deer hunting. He joined us for preseason scouting, built a blind, practiced shooting, the whole 9 yards. He made a great shot on a little buck opening weekend, walked up on it, and had a very emotional reaction. Decided right then and there that his deer hunting days were over. But he also gutted that deer and ate it - decisions he made before squeezing the trigger.

 

[Bowmannate2000]

I can’t believe no one suggested this classic tool yet. Gut your deer at arms length while keeping your hands totally clean.

I forgot about that one. Horrifying.

 

[KB_]

You sir have just won HT today. It’s so funny how many hunters fall into that exact definition!

I strive to provide humor....and truth!

 

[Fencepost]

Blows my mind that he gave it to his neighbor. My wife has gutted everyone of her deer by her self after I taught her over 10 years ago. She even called in sick to work to help me pack out my last deer. And she's a big gurl. Stronger than most men. 2 children no meds kinda tough. Not sure why I'm talking about my wife but right on. I guess I'll end it with there are 2 things to give your neighbor 1.dog shit on fire in a brown bag after you ding dong ditch them and 2. Ur ex wife cause that lady is crazy as hell.

 

[Deleted member 52098]

Hi, I'm new to hunting... but I have a small problem... I am afraid to look at elk. do you think there is hope for me? Shooting with your eyes closed is safe right?

 

[devon deer]

I can’t believe no one suggested this classic tool yet. Gut your deer at arms length while keeping your hands totally clean.

You beat me to it

 

[np307]

This and the previous thread are both on reddit as well. Though with different usernames for each post.

 

[Johnny Bravo]

I can’t believe no one suggested this classic tool yet. Gut your deer at arms length while keeping your hands totally clean.

That was one of the most ridiculous tools I have ever seen....lol

 

[Deleted member 20812]

How do you poop if you can’t stomach wiping? I went to try and watch an instructional video, and I could not make it through the entire thing.

 

[millerkiller77]

How do you poop if you can’t stomach wiping? I went to try and watch an instructional video, and I could not make it through the entire thing.

Link? For educational purposes of course.

 

[Southern Elk]

 

[Bullshot]

HT is losing it’s touch. 4 pages in and nobody posts the exploding whale in response to this?

Ok…