You might be a Liberal if:
You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.
If you have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".
You've ever referred to the Military/Industrial Complex during a
conversation.
You file suit against the mall rent-a-cops for posting signs stating
that your bags are subject to inspection.
You've ever argued that "you can't legislate morality".
Referred to the Founding Fathers as "those aristocratic, chauvinistic,
lily white, slave owning, land stealing oppressors of indigenous
personnel".
You've ever said "But look at all the good Ted Kennedy has done for
this country!"
You've ever stared at a wall and said "Now THAT is definitely man's
inhumanity to man!"
You argue that the only flaw with Marx is that Russia was an agrarian
society.
You've ever called the meter maid a Fascist.
You argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized
militias.
You view Jane Fonda as a courageous heroine with strong convictions.
After looking at your pay stub you can still say "America is
undertaxed."
You've ever said "We really should call the ACLU about this."
You came of age in the '60s and don't remember.
You believe it because "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something this
important."
You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a
tax hike because..."
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "is a victim of Draconian
budget cuts."
You've ever argued that with just 1 more year of welfare that person
will turn it around and get off drugs.
You are outraged that Baseball Players make millions and the poor clerk
at the unemployment office only makes 28 bucks an hour doing such good
work.
You want government to find alternative energy sources but lobby for the
rights of one Alaskan bird to live in its preferred tree.
You believe our government must do it because Europe does.
You think socialism will catch on once society has evolved.
You've ever stated "How does what he does in his personal life have
any bearing on doing his job?"
And this was all pre-George Bush.
You think the rich can get richer off people who have no money.
If you have ever used the phrase "protecting prisoner's rights".
You've ever referred to the Military/Industrial Complex during a
conversation.
You file suit against the mall rent-a-cops for posting signs stating
that your bags are subject to inspection.
You've ever argued that "you can't legislate morality".
Referred to the Founding Fathers as "those aristocratic, chauvinistic,
lily white, slave owning, land stealing oppressors of indigenous
personnel".
You've ever said "But look at all the good Ted Kennedy has done for
this country!"
You've ever stared at a wall and said "Now THAT is definitely man's
inhumanity to man!"
You argue that the only flaw with Marx is that Russia was an agrarian
society.
You've ever called the meter maid a Fascist.
You argue that the Second Amendment only refers to Federally organized
militias.
You view Jane Fonda as a courageous heroine with strong convictions.
After looking at your pay stub you can still say "America is
undertaxed."
You've ever said "We really should call the ACLU about this."
You came of age in the '60s and don't remember.
You believe it because "Dan Rather wouldn't lie about something this
important."
You ever based an argument on the phrase, "But they can afford a
tax hike because..."
You ever told a child that Oscar the Grouch "is a victim of Draconian
budget cuts."
You've ever argued that with just 1 more year of welfare that person
will turn it around and get off drugs.
You are outraged that Baseball Players make millions and the poor clerk
at the unemployment office only makes 28 bucks an hour doing such good
work.
You want government to find alternative energy sources but lobby for the
rights of one Alaskan bird to live in its preferred tree.
You believe our government must do it because Europe does.
You think socialism will catch on once society has evolved.
You've ever stated "How does what he does in his personal life have
any bearing on doing his job?"
And this was all pre-George Bush.
