Ultimate Marriage Test

[JEL]

My wife is september 18th. Yea, its a problem

our anniversary is Sept 16. Not sure how I ever agreed to that but yeah, it can be a problem.

 

[BackofBeyond]

our anniversary is Sept 16. Not sure how I ever agreed to that but yeah, it can be a problem.

I feel you.

 

[Wallydeuce]

...and it's up to you to find some before you get home, mister!

(Over loudspeaker) "Price check on Tampax isle 4".

Been there.

 

[MarvB]

Likely has already been mentioned but…washing the car!

I mean is the PLAN to really start at the bottom and circle the damn thing as many times as possible? And yes, I understand you want to rinse it before the soap dries but you don’t have to rinse on EVERY door and quarter panel

 

[pre6422hornet]

Ultimate test?

Leave the vehicle she drives with less than 20 miles on the "miles to empty". 100 bucks says she brings it back, after passing three gas stations, and tells you. "hey I think the car needs gas"...

If she even tells you.

 

[duckhunt]

(Over loudspeaker) "Price check on Tampax isle 4".

Been there.

OMG that's hilarious.

 

[Gellar]

Sense of humor, can back a trailer and brings her own cooler.