powderburn
Active member
> Three desperately ill men met with their doctor one day to
>discuss Their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a
>Chain-Smoker, and one was a Homosexual. The doctor, addressing
>all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices
>one more time, you will surely die."
>
>
> The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he
>would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking
>toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they
>passed a bar. The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and
>smelling the ale, could not stop himself.
>
>
> His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a
>shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the
>bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions,
>somewhat shaken, left the bar, realising how seriously they must
>take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they
>came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still
>burning.
>
>
> The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said,
>"You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both
>dead."
>
>discuss Their options. One was an Alcoholic, one was a
>Chain-Smoker, and one was a Homosexual. The doctor, addressing
>all three of them, said, "If any of you indulge in your vices
>one more time, you will surely die."
>
>
> The men left the doctor's office, each convinced that he
>would never again indulge himself in his vice. While walking
>toward the subway for their return trip to the suburbs, they
>passed a bar. The Alcoholic, hearing the loud music and
>smelling the ale, could not stop himself.
>
>
> His buddies accompanied him into the bar, where he had a
>shot of whiskey. No sooner had he replaced the shot glass on the
>bar, he fell off his stool, stone cold dead. His companions,
>somewhat shaken, left the bar, realising how seriously they must
>take the doctor's words. As they walked along, they
>came upon a cigarette butt lying on the ground, still
>burning.
>
>
> The Homosexual looked at the Chain-Smoker and said,
>"You know if you bend over to pick that up, we're both
>dead."
>
