The Cowboy

[Ridge Runner]

A cowboy appeared before St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.​

'Have you ever done anything of particular merit?' St. Peter asked.

'Well, I can think of one thing,' the cowboy offered.​

'On a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota , I came upon a gang of bikers, who were threatening a young woman.​

I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen..​

So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him in his face ...​

Kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring, and threw it on the ground.​

I yelled, 'Now, back off!! Or I'll kick the sh*t out of all of you!'

St. Peter was impressed, 'When did this happen?'

'Just a couple of minutes ago...'
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[l_elwess]

It happens

 

[Sytes]

LOL! Thanks for the chuckle!

 

[Buschy]

Thanks. That is a good one!