Texas Preacher

[Quick Draw]

A Texas preacher rose with an angry red face, saying, "Someone in this
congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This
is a horrible lie, and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am
embarrassed and do not intend to accept this.

Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God
and this Christian family." No one moved.

The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit that
this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you
will feel wonderful. Now please stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then, slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop
traffic, rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice
quivered as she spoke.

"Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you
were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends
that you were a wizard under the sheets!"

The preacher fainted.

Quick Draw

 

[Tom]

He fainted. haha

 

[crash1]

Ba hahahahaha ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,crap fell off my chair again
good one

 

[Tom]

That blonde went to Vegas.

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. They noticed the very attractive blonde woman from TEXAS arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars ( $20,000) on a single roll of the dice.

She said, "I hope y'all don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm
completely nude."

With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the dice and yelled,
"Come on, baby, Mama needs new clothes!"

As the dice came to a stop she jumped up and down and squealed...

"YES! YES! I WON, I WON!"

She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes and quickly departed. The dealers stared at each other dumfounded.

Finally, one of them asked, "What did she roll?"

The other answered, "I don't know - I thought you were watching."

Moral -

Not all TEXANS are stupid and not all blondes are dumb, but all men are men.

 

[Quick Draw]

ROTFLMAO hump hump hump Good one Tom.
Quick Draw

 

[ELKCHSR]

Those were funny... LOL... I love the "Gotcha" jokes..