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Random silliness

GunNut76

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One good turn gets most of the blankets.

Never lick a gift horse in the mouth.

A flying saucer results when a nudist spills his coffee.

Mental Floss prevents Moral Decay.

Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

I'd explain it to you, but your brain would explode.

A conclusion is simply the place where you got tired of thinking.

I don't have a solution but I admire the problem.

Don't be so open-minded, your brains might fall out.

If at first you DO succeed, try not to look astonished!

Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie!"...till you can find a rock.

Diplomacy - the art of letting someone have your way.

If things get any worse, I'll have to ask you to stop helping me.

If I want your opinion, I'll ask you to fill out the necessary forms.

Don't look back, they might be gaining on you.

It's not hard to meet expenses, they're everywhere.

Help Wanted: Telepath. You know where to apply.

Budget: A method for going broke methodically.
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