Whiskers
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farmer stopped by the local repair shop to have his truck worked on and decided t o walk home since it wouldn't be finished today.
On the way home he stopped and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint from hardware store. He then stopped and bought a goose and 2 chickens for the farm. He struggled carrying them all.
On the way home he was approached by an old woman who was lost. she asked how t o get to 173 Howard street. He said its on my way home just walk with me ,I'll show u the way. The old man carried the bucket with the paint inside with on hand, and 2 chickens under each arm and the goose in one hand.
He told the old woman he knew a shortcut down the alley for her to follow him.
The old lady looked at the farmer and said im a lonely old widow without a husbad t o protect me. How do I know when we get in the alley u won't hold me up against the wall,pull up my skirt up and have ur way with me?
Holy smokes lady im carrying a bucket a gallon of paint 2 chickens and a goose. How could I possibly do that ?
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down,cover him with the bucket,set the paint on the bucket, and i'll hold the chickens".
On the way home he stopped and bought a bucket and a gallon of paint from hardware store. He then stopped and bought a goose and 2 chickens for the farm. He struggled carrying them all.
On the way home he was approached by an old woman who was lost. she asked how t o get to 173 Howard street. He said its on my way home just walk with me ,I'll show u the way. The old man carried the bucket with the paint inside with on hand, and 2 chickens under each arm and the goose in one hand.
He told the old woman he knew a shortcut down the alley for her to follow him.
The old lady looked at the farmer and said im a lonely old widow without a husbad t o protect me. How do I know when we get in the alley u won't hold me up against the wall,pull up my skirt up and have ur way with me?
Holy smokes lady im carrying a bucket a gallon of paint 2 chickens and a goose. How could I possibly do that ?
The old lady replied, "Set the goose down,cover him with the bucket,set the paint on the bucket, and i'll hold the chickens".
