Elkhunter
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Oldie but certainly a goodie. 
never tick off a nurse
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The Viperess
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That is a good one.
wilecoyote76
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Man, paybacks are a bitch aren't they?
AZHUNTERR
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NEVER TICK OFF A NURSE
> >
> >A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in
> >the hospital.
> >
> >He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed
> >them around just like he did his staff. None of the
> >hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
> >
> >The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to
> >him.
> >
> >She came into his room and announced, "I have to take
> >your temperature."
> >
> >After complaining for several minutes, he finally
> >settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
> >
> >"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this
> >reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
> >
> >This started another round of complaining, but
> >eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
> >
> >After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he
> >heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you
> >stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
> >
> >She leaves the door to his room open on her way out.
> >He curses under his breath as he hears people walking
> >past his door, laughing.
> >After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the
> >room.
> >
> >"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
> >
> >Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc?
> >Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature
> >taken?"
> >
> >After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a
> >carnation."
> >
> >A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in
> >the hospital.
> >
> >He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed
> >them around just like he did his staff. None of the
> >hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him.
> >
> >The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to
> >him.
> >
> >She came into his room and announced, "I have to take
> >your temperature."
> >
> >After complaining for several minutes, he finally
> >settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth.
> >
> >"No, I'm sorry, the nurse stated, "but for this
> >reading, I can't use an oral thermometer."
> >
> >This started another round of complaining, but
> >eventually he rolled over and bared his behind.
> >
> >After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he
> >heard her announce, "I have to get something. Now you
> >stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!"
> >
> >She leaves the door to his room open on her way out.
> >He curses under his breath as he hears people walking
> >past his door, laughing.
> >After a half hour, the man's doctor comes into the
> >room.
> >
> >"What's going on here?" asked the doctor.
> >
> >Angrily, the man answers, "What's the matter, Doc?
> >Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature
> >taken?"
> >
> >After a pause, the doctor confesses, "Not with a
> >carnation."
