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A guy from Kentucky passed away and left his entire
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it
'till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta
leak in my sink," and the clerk
replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in Kentucky to 32? It seems they want to
keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Kentucky. If it
had
been invented anywhere else, it would have been called
a teeth brush.
A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.? and the driver
replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State
Lottery? (Come on - this is funny!) The winner gets
$3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down! Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total
loss too. Both books -poof! up in
flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of
them.
A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a
couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
estate to his beloved widow, but she can't touch it
'till she's 14.
How do you know when you're staying in a Kentucky
hotel? When you call the front desk and say, "I gotta
leak in my sink," and the clerk
replies, "Go ahead."
How can you tell if a Kentucky redneck is married?
There's dried tobacco juice on both sides of his
pickup truck.
Did you hear that they have raised the minimum
drinking age in Kentucky to 32? It seems they want to
keep alcohol out of the high schools.
What do they call reruns of "Hee Haw" in Kentucky?
Documentaries.
Where was the toothbrush invented? Kentucky. If it
had
been invented anywhere else, it would have been called
a teeth brush.
A Kentucky State trooper pulls over a pickup on I-65
and says to the driver, "Got any I.D.? and the driver
replies "Bout wut?"
Did you hear about the $3 million Kentucky State
Lottery? (Come on - this is funny!) The winner gets
$3.00 a year for a million years.
The governor's mansion in Kentucky burned down! Yep.
Pert' near took out the whole trailer park. The
library was a total
loss too. Both books -poof! up in
flames and he hadn't even finished coloring one of
them.
A new law was recently passed in Kentucky. When a
couple gets divorced, they are STILL cousins.
