GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE
LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet,with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut
that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like
jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal
for the fiber, not the joy.
LEARNED:
1) Raising teenagers is like nailing Jell-O to a tree.
2) Wrinkles don't hurt.
3) Families are like fudge . . . mostly sweet,with a few nuts.
4) Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut
that held its ground.
5) Laughing is good exercise. It's like
jogging on the inside.
6) Middle age is when you choose your cereal
for the fiber, not the joy.
