noharleyyet
Well-known member
DIALOG BETWEEN LIBERAL LADY INTERVIEWER
WITH A MALE GUN ENTHUSIAST:
Lady Interviewer: Do you shoot often?
Man: Yes.
Lady Interviewer: How much do you shoot at the target range?
Man: Around 3 boxes of ammo give or take.
Lady Interviewer: How much does a box cost?
Man: Roughly $30.00 at a sporting goods store
Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been target shooting?
Man: 35 years.
Lady Interviewer: You are shooting about four times a month at a cost of
about $150.00, so that's $600 each month and you're spending about $7,200
per year, right?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $7,200 on ammo, not accounting
for inflation, 35 years puts you're spending roughly $252,000; correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you never shot guns for
the past 35 years you'd have enough money for a brand new Ferrari?
Man: Do you shoot?
Lady Interviewer: No.
Man: So, where's your f*#^%*#g Ferrari?
WITH A MALE GUN ENTHUSIAST:
Lady Interviewer: Do you shoot often?
Man: Yes.
Lady Interviewer: How much do you shoot at the target range?
Man: Around 3 boxes of ammo give or take.
Lady Interviewer: How much does a box cost?
Man: Roughly $30.00 at a sporting goods store
Lady Interviewer: And how long have you been target shooting?
Man: 35 years.
Lady Interviewer: You are shooting about four times a month at a cost of
about $150.00, so that's $600 each month and you're spending about $7,200
per year, right?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: If in 1 year you spend $7,200 on ammo, not accounting
for inflation, 35 years puts you're spending roughly $252,000; correct?
Man: Correct.
Lady Interviewer: Did it ever occur to you that if you never shot guns for
the past 35 years you'd have enough money for a brand new Ferrari?
Man: Do you shoot?
Lady Interviewer: No.
Man: So, where's your f*#^%*#g Ferrari?
