Disclaimer...

GunNut76

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This is the disclaimer at the end of an e-mail I get every once and awhile I think it is kinda funny:

IMPORTANT: This e-mail is intended for the use of the individual
addressee(s) named above and may contain information that is
confidential, privileged, or unsuitable for overly sensitive
persons with low self-esteem, no sense of humor, or irrational
religious beliefs.
If you are not the intended recipient, any dissemination,
distribution, or copying of this e-mail is not authorized
(either explicitly or implicitly) and constitutes an irritating
social faux pas. Unless the word absquatulation has been used
in its correct context somewhere other than in this warning,
it does not have any legal or grammatical use and may be ignored.
No animals were harmed in the transmission of this e-mail,
although the kelpie next door is living on borrowed time, let
me tell you. Those of you with an overwhelming fear of the
unknown will be gratified to learn that there is no hidden
message revealed by reading this warning backwards, so just
ignore that Alert Notice from Microsoft. However, by pouring
a complete circle of salt around yourself and your computer you
can ensure that no harm befalls you and your pets. If you have
received this e-mail in error, please add some nutmeg and egg
whites and place it in a warm oven for 40 minutes. Whisk briefly
and let it stand for two hours before icing.
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