Bubba and Junior

[Quick Draw]

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we
don't have a ladder."
The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid
the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her fanny pac, took a
measurement, then announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked
away.
Junior shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a blonde.
We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

Quick Draw

 

[crash1]

Thats just great now we have dumb male jokes |oo

I laughed so hard I spewed beer out my nose