breakfast

GRUNT

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John, looking as if he had lost his last friend, entered a restaurant
one morning and sat down at a table. Said to the waitress, "Bring me
two eggs fried hard, a slice of toast burned to a cinder, and a cup of
very weak coffee."
As she set the order in front of him, she asked, "Anything else, sir?"
"Yes," he answered, "now sit down and nag me. I'm homesick."
 

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