A bear walks into a bar in Billings, Montana. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer.
The bartender approaches and says, 'We don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings.'
The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer.
The bartender tells him again, more...
Great article in today's Fairbank's newspaper. This story really captures what a moose hunt in Alaska is like. Although I read a comment from a guy who said, if you want to know what moose hunting in Alaska is like, stand in a cold shower and rip up $100 bills...it is the same thing...
Just wondering if you have any plans for logo gear (hats, shirts, etc.)? I know Oscar had some stuff done up and I still proudly wear my Hunt Talk hat all the time. I don't get Outdoor Channel up here but would love to show my support.
Went down to Ninilchik for 4 days right after Memorial Day for some fishing with the guys. The weather cooperated 2 of the days and the other two we were forced to stay inside, play cards, and....ummmm.....enjoy some adult beverages. :D Larry has a small 20' boat and none of us felt like going...
Two rednecks, Bubba and Cooter decided that they weren't going anywhere in life and thought they should go to college to get ahead.
Bubba goes in first, and the professor advises him to take math, history, and logic.
"What's logic?" asked Bubba.
The professor answered, "Let me give you an...
Southeast Alaska guide sentenced to jail for illegal brown bear hunts
The Associated Press
Published Wednesday, March 25, 2009
ANCHORAGE, Alaska - A 70-year-old Juneau man has been given a jail sentence and a hefty fine for illegal guiding of brown bears on Admiralty Island.
Larry Hooton...
Really, really great movie. Kevin Bacon as a Marine Corps officer that is escorting a KIA soldier back to his home town. Apparently there was a lot of dust floating around my house because I found myself wiping at my eyes several times. You need to see this movie.
A guy was taking a leak in a bar restroom, when a tiny midget walks in dragging a step stool behind him. He set it down at the urinal next to the man and climbed on up. He looked over at the man and down to his package.
"Oh wow!" the midget said. "You have some nice balls."
The man was a...
OK, I saw this on another forum and thought it was pretty damn funny.
Here is what you do. You need to post three things that you can actually buy at Walmart that would cause the cashier to give you a funny look.
For instance:
Duct Tape
Chainsaw
Bleach
or
Condoms
Cucumbers
Orajel
I...
Maybe its just me, but these sentences seem awfully light to me. I know the fine seems like a lot, but how can they only lose their guiding privledges for 1 and 2 years??? Why not a lifetime ban? I don't mind them getting their hunting rights back eventually, but, to me, they have lost the right...
A woman was flying down the road one day when she passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun on the other side, lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that classic patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, 'What's your hurry?'
To which she...
A woman goes into a pharmacy and tells the pharmacist that she needs some cyanide. When he asks her why she would need cyanide, she tells him that she is going to poison her husband. The flabbergasted pharmacist tells her that there is no way he could give her cyanide to poison her husband. It...
What do you all think? Too light? Too heavy?
I think it sounds like a fair punishment. If it was an honest mistake, it sure does suck to be him. But if it was done intentionally, I hope this will deter him from doing it again.
Well, I'm pretty bummed. My hunting partner and I got up to our moose/caribou area Sunday night, ready for the opener on Monday. Monday morning, we are up and at em. It was a beautiful day. We got back into an area that we had scouted and felt pretty good about, but had never hunted before...