Moosie
Grand poopa
'Twas a late night at Hunttalk, when all through the forum,
Not a poster was stirring, not even the quorum;
The threads were posted in each section with care,
In hopes that St. Moosie soon would be there;
He always had something to cause a big ripple,
He could always get a giggle when he posted his nipple.
The members were typing till their fingers did hurt,
While Noob’s that just registers wondered how to cut, paste, insert;
A-con got back from AZ with a very nice buck,
While TBinKodiak post some pics with a cool AK duck;
ELKCHSR is pushing 23,000 replies,
Setting some sort of new record no one is sure why ?
Ithica checks daily but hasn’t posted since May,
Someone said his feelings got hurt, others say there’s no way;
Wyodeerhunter, at 6’2 or 5'1 some would recon,
He’d rather get killed the help out a Texan.
Larry Langren post rack’s he shoots with the big guns,
But the ones we really like are in the Jokes, “Adult ones”.
There’s others like Schmalts, Mtmiller and Greenhorn,
3 guys that like hunting, but also gay porn.
I’m sure there are more people I could talk about,
There is Tom that likes fences and feeders no doubt;
Oak likes the birds and Ovis the sheep,
And some guys read daily, without posting a peep;
All in all some great critters most posts will affect ya,
Like the elk, 'lope, and deer of Bulldown's great tri-fecta;
There is Buzz and Jose who like to make a point,
Most people that post here though think they both smoke the joint.
Noharley uses words like abaculus and haemogastric,
I think he is a dictionary reading/using addict.
(I think that rhymes.. does anyone know what a haemogastric is ???!!?)
I hope people add posts and continue the fun,
Cuz it’s getting late, so tonight I will run;
But I’ll leave you this post as I log off the site,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
Not a poster was stirring, not even the quorum;
The threads were posted in each section with care,
In hopes that St. Moosie soon would be there;
He always had something to cause a big ripple,
He could always get a giggle when he posted his nipple.
The members were typing till their fingers did hurt,
While Noob’s that just registers wondered how to cut, paste, insert;
A-con got back from AZ with a very nice buck,
While TBinKodiak post some pics with a cool AK duck;
ELKCHSR is pushing 23,000 replies,
Setting some sort of new record no one is sure why ?
Ithica checks daily but hasn’t posted since May,
Someone said his feelings got hurt, others say there’s no way;
Wyodeerhunter, at 6’2 or 5'1 some would recon,
He’d rather get killed the help out a Texan.
Larry Langren post rack’s he shoots with the big guns,
But the ones we really like are in the Jokes, “Adult ones”.
There’s others like Schmalts, Mtmiller and Greenhorn,
3 guys that like hunting, but also gay porn.
I’m sure there are more people I could talk about,
There is Tom that likes fences and feeders no doubt;
Oak likes the birds and Ovis the sheep,
And some guys read daily, without posting a peep;
All in all some great critters most posts will affect ya,
Like the elk, 'lope, and deer of Bulldown's great tri-fecta;
There is Buzz and Jose who like to make a point,
Most people that post here though think they both smoke the joint.
Noharley uses words like abaculus and haemogastric,
I think he is a dictionary reading/using addict.
(I think that rhymes.. does anyone know what a haemogastric is ???!!?)
I hope people add posts and continue the fun,
Cuz it’s getting late, so tonight I will run;
But I’ll leave you this post as I log off the site,
"Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good-night."
