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[jryoung]

I know you Montana folk like to stage pictures of mountain lions, but here in CA we don't play pretend, we just break necks.

http://www.ksby.com/story/31162562/san-luis-obispo-man-attacked-by-mountain-lion

 

[Ben Lamb]

If only that poor lion had a gun.

 

[MinnesotaHunter]

I bet he got some tips from the Bronco's D on breaking the back of a feline on the offensive.

 

[noharleyyet]

Cecil's step grand nephew.

 

[LopeHunter]

Is that dude a Hulk Hogan clone? A grown cougar has serious neck strength even if you were not distracted by the fangs and claws tearing at your body. I am not sure I could take out a cougar with a ball bat since after the first swing the cat would be too close to really take a wind up. Props to the hiker.

 

[airlocksniffer]

This part was edited out:

Olson said he slightly injured his back after the attack due to the size of his balls.

 

[Ben Lamb]

He's cool and all, but he's still not as cool as Chase Delwo.

http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/10/05/grizzly-bear-mauling/73419506/

 

[Dave N]

I have to call horse-hockey on this one. That guy would have been TORN UP fighting the thing! Some light scratches on his arms and legs? I would think that a lion would have almost gutted him raking with it's hind legs trying to get away IF he actually had it by the neck. 4 wheel drive with teeth and claws would do some serious damage and put him in the hospital.

 

[HighDesertSage]

I have to call horse-hockey on this one. That guy would have been TORN UP fighting the thing! Some light scratches on his arms and legs? I would think that a lion would have almost gutted him raking with it's hind legs trying to get away IF he actually had it by the neck. 4 wheel drive with teeth and claws would do some serious damage and put him in the hospital.

I agree. That was my first thought to. I am thinking this may have been a very small/injured/sick cat.

 

[Dave N]

Plus, no mention of the dead cat being taken away, or a picture.

 

[Gerald Martin]

I know you Montana folk like to stage pictures of mountain lions, but here in CA we don't play pretend, we just break necks.

http://www.ksby.com/story/31162562/san-luis-obispo-man-attacked-by-mountain-lion

Hey I represent that!



Pretty amazing story. To those who don't believe it, most female lions are only 70-90lbs. Not something I'd ever want to take on bare handed but he obviously was able to get a good angle on it. Desperate times call for desperate measures. My close encounter with this fierce Montana Mounted Lion nearly ended in disaster. Thankfully, he chose not to fight!

 

[LopeHunter]

More attacks. Some were not in the wild, cough, Vegas act.

http://www.therichest.com/rich-list...king-animal-attack-survival-stories/?view=all

 

[HighDesertSage]

# 3: I think I would be in the market for a new dog

 

[RobG]

We need to hold a candlelight vigil for the poor cat. #CatLivesMatter

 

[Jwill]

We need to hold a candlelight vigil for the poor cat. #CatLivesMatter

Was thinking he'll probably be facing jail time since it was Cali.

 

[RobG]

Was thinking he'll probably be facing jail time since it was Cali.

I will organize an armed takeover of a flower shop and demand his release.

 

[Ben Lamb]

Robert "LaVoy" Gregiore.

One Engineers ride for freedom.

 

[MTGomer]

I have to call horse-hockey on this one. That guy would have been TORN UP fighting the thing! Some light scratches on his arms and legs? I would think that a lion would have almost gutted him raking with it's hind legs trying to get away IF he actually had it by the neck. 4 wheel drive with teeth and claws would do some serious damage and put him in the hospital.

He must be related to the pack of armored, wolf slaying pitbulls...
http://onyourownadventures.com/hunttalk/showthread.php?t=266353

 

[JDH]

UPDATE: sadly it was a hoax

 

[Dave N]

Yeppers.