The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats

[Elkhunter]

The Difference Between Republicans and Democrats:
A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person.

The Democrat was very impressed, and when they came to another homeless person, he decided to help. He walked over to the homeless person and gave him directions to the welfare office. He then reached into the Republican's pocket and got out twenty dollars. He kept 15 for administrative fees and gave the homeless person five.

Now you understand the difference between Republicans and Democrats.

 

[ELKCHSR]

That is so very true..
I am going to paste that into the SI section to see if there is any rises there!!!

 

[Nightcrawler]

Oh boy Elkchsr! This oughta be fun!

 

[ELKCHSR]

This one didn't even get a responce, NC, go bump it to the top and see if any one will do any thing..LOL..

 

[Tom]

A democrat and a republican have an armed criminal break in at there house.

The democrat's response: The demo.wife says, he might be deprived. The son says, he might be needy. The daughter says, he might have had a bad childhood. The dad asks, you won't hurt us will you?
The republican's response: Bang, bang!
The republican's wife, says he's still moving. Bang! The son says, he's breathing. Bang! The daughter says, nice group dad.

 

[ELKCHSR]

Good capper Tom!!!

 

[trophy_killer]

Good one Elky, Tom yours about made me spit out my coke. That is friggen funny!!