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> Jack decided to go skiing with his buddy, Bob. They loaded up Jack's
minivan
> and headed north.
>
> After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They
> pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the
> door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out
> there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,"
> she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in
my
> house."
>
> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the
> weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
>
> The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled
in
> for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
their
> way.
>
> They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
>
> About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It
> took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it
> was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
> weekend.
>
> He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good
> looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
>
> "Yes, I do."
>
> "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
and
> pay her a visit?"
>
> "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
>
> "I have to admit that I did."
>
> "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
>
> Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.
> Why do you ask?"
>
> She just died and left me everything."
>
>
> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
>
>
minivan
> and headed north.
>
> After driving for a few hours, they got caught in a terrible blizzard.
They
> pulled into a nearby farm and asked the attractive lady who answered the
> door if they could spend the night. "I realize it's terrible weather out
> there and I have this huge house all to myself, but I'm recently widowed,"
> she explained. "I'm afraid the neighbors will talk if I let you stay in
my
> house."
>
> "Don't worry," Jack said. "We'll be happy to sleep in the barn. And if
the
> weather breaks, we'll be gone at first light."
>
> The lady agreed, and the two men found their way to the barn and settled
in
> for the night. Come morning, the weather had cleared, and they got on
their
> way.
>
> They enjoyed a great weekend of skiing.
>
> About nine months later, Jack got an unexpected letter from an attorney.
It
> took him a few minutes to figure it out, but he finally determined that it
> was from the attorney of that attractive widow he had met on the ski
> weekend.
>
> He dropped in on his friend Bob and asked, "Bob, do you remember that good
> looking widow from the farm we stayed at on our ski holiday up North?"
>
> "Yes, I do."
>
> "Did you happen to get up in the middle of the night, go up to the house
and
> pay her a visit?"
>
> "Yes," Bob said, a little embarrassed about being found out.
>
> "I have to admit that I did."
>
> "And did you happen to use my name instead of telling her your name?"
>
> Bob's face turned red and he said, "Yeah, sorry, buddy. I'm afraid I did.
> Why do you ask?"
>
> She just died and left me everything."
>
>
> (And you thought the ending would be different, didn't you?)
>
>
