There was a couple who had been married for 20 years.
Every time they made love the husband always insisted that they turn off the
lights. Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this practice was ridiculous.
She resolved to break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,
she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband holding a
battery operated pleasure device . . . a vibrator -- soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one. She's raged with anger. "You impotent fake!" she
screamed at him. "How could you be dishonest with me all of these years?!
You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and calmly said: "I'll explain
the toy . . . if you explain the kids."
Every time they made love the husband always insisted that they turn off the
lights. Well, after 20 years, the wife felt this practice was ridiculous.
She resolved to break him of this crazy habit. So one night, while they
were in the middle of a wild, screaming, romantic session,
she turned on the lights. She looked down and saw her husband holding a
battery operated pleasure device . . . a vibrator -- soft, wonderful and
larger than a real one. She's raged with anger. "You impotent fake!" she
screamed at him. "How could you be dishonest with me all of these years?!
You'd better explain yourself!"
The husband looked her straight in the eyes and calmly said: "I'll explain
the toy . . . if you explain the kids."
