Top ten country songs!

[Sytes]

Someone shot me this e-mail.. Got a good laugh from it - figured you would too.

Top Ten Country Western Songs. ​

10. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

9. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman But I Woke Up With A Few

8. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

7. I've Missed You, But My Aim's Improvin'

6. Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Scared She'd Win

5. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

4. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Miss Him

3. She Took My Ring and Gave Me the Finger

2. She's Lookin' Better with Every Beer

And the Number One Country & Western song is...

1. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass All Day

 

[wgiles]

My favorite didn't make the list.

"How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away"

 

[Muley Crazy]

# 9 is a real song and a dam good one !!

 

[Big Slick]

She stopped loving me today, but I still pay her mortgage!