Here's another one for you Haiku fans. Author unknown.....
Who likes Spam? mmm good.....
S.
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Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?
Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone
Like some spongy rock
A granite, my piece of Spam
In sunlight on my plate
The color of Spam
is natural as the sky:
A block of sunrise
In the cool morning
I fry up a slab of Spam
A dog barks next door
Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?
Ears, snouts, and innards,
A homogenous mass
Pass another slice
Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork please
Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty
Highly unnatural
The tortured shape of this "food"
A small pink coffin
Slicing your sweet self
Salivating in suspense
sizzle, sizzle... Spam
Pink beef temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian
Who likes Spam? mmm good.....
S.
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Oh tin of pink meat
I ponder what you may be:
Snout or ear or feet?
Grotesque pinkish mass
In a blue can on a shelf
Quivering alone
Like some spongy rock
A granite, my piece of Spam
In sunlight on my plate
The color of Spam
is natural as the sky:
A block of sunrise
In the cool morning
I fry up a slab of Spam
A dog barks next door
Pink tender morsel
Glistening with salty gel
What the hell is it?
Ears, snouts, and innards,
A homogenous mass
Pass another slice
Cube of cold pinkness
Yellow specks of porcine fat
Give me a spork please
Old man seeks doctor
"I eat Spam daily", he says.
Angioplasty
Highly unnatural
The tortured shape of this "food"
A small pink coffin
Slicing your sweet self
Salivating in suspense
sizzle, sizzle... Spam
Pink beef temptress
I can no longer remain
Vegetarian
