Lion decoy.

[Tom]

These guys had a good idea, it just didn't work right.

http://www.big-boys.com/articles/zebrahunt.html

Would that be legal for getting a lion?

 

[Mojave]

Just say no to drugs boys.

 

[Delw]

That is funny.



Delw

 

[Calif. Hunter]

Now those guys are maroons. They are lucky it was a couple of small young lions!

 

[Tom]

African joke:

A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint when a lizard walks past and looks up and says to the
monkey "hey! what are you doing?"

The monkey says "smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up and sits next to the monkey
and they smoke a few doobies. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a
drink from the river. The lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river.

A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the lizard and helps him to the side,then asks the lizard,
"what's the matter with you?"

The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the monkey in the tree,
got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink.

The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the jungle, finds the tree where the
monkey is sitting, finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "hey you!

The Monkey looks down and says "shiiiiiit, dude.......how much water did you drink?!!"