Elkhunter
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches a teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Wak.
"Miss Wak, I'd like to get a $30,000.00 loan.
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and
perfectly formed..
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She tells the manager, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000.00, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what
in the world is this???".
You're gonna love this...
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It's a real treat...
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A Masterpiece...
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Wait for it..............................
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The bank manager looks at her and says.........
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"It's a knickknack, Patty Wak, Give the frog a
loan, His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
"Miss Wak, I'd like to get a $30,000.00 loan.
Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name.
The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is
Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.
Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.
The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about half an inch tall - bright pink and
perfectly formed..
Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult the bank manager and disappears into a back office.
She tells the manager, "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000.00, and he wants to use this as collateral." She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what
in the world is this???".
You're gonna love this...
.
.
.
.
.
It's a real treat...
.
.
.
.
.
A Masterpiece...
.
.
.
.
.
Wait for it..............................
.
.
.
.
.
The bank manager looks at her and says.........
.
.
.
.
.
.
"It's a knickknack, Patty Wak, Give the frog a
loan, His old man's a
Rolling Stone."
