Good News & Bad News

[Elkhunter]

The doctor took his patient into the room and said, "I have some good news and some bad news." The patient said, "Give me the good news." "They're going to name a disease after you."

 

[Tom]

The patient asks the doctor: "Doctor, am I going to die." The doctor says, "Yes, but I don't know when and not from this disease anytime soon."

 

[ELKCHSR]

LOL!!