Deer, Cows, Horses

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A man sits down in his plane seat and gets ready for his long flight. As the plane taxied, he taps the shoulder of the little girl next to him and says, "I've heard that time passes quickly when people talk on a plane; would you like to have a conversation?"

The girl replies, "Sure; what would you like to talk about?"

"How about Nuclear Power", the man said with a smile.

The little girl says, "That would be fine, but can I ask you a question first? Deer, cows, and horses all eat the same thing, right? Yet, when deer poop, small pellets are produced, and cows discharge a liquidous patty, and horses expel logs of dried grass. If they all eat grass, why does their waste come out in different forms?"

The man thinks about it, scratches his head and says, "I dunno."

Girls reply; "How do you expect to talk about Nuclear Power when you don't know Sh*t!
 

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