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Brain Cramps
Brain Cramps Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: "I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever, but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever," --Miss... -
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Redneck bumper sticker
You may be a redneck if your bumper sticker says,"If you can read this, we're probably not related." -
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Yes, she is a blonde
KILLER BISCUITS - WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (the actual AP Headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San Diego, was visiting her in-laws and while there went to a nearby supermarket to pick up some groceries. Several people noticed her sitting in her car with the windows rolled up and... -
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Grandma
The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate. After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the... -
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Saddam's look alikes
The Minister of Information called all 13 of the Saddam look alikes together for a meeting and told them he has some good news and some bad news. He explained that the good news was that Saddam had survived all the US bombings but the bad news was that he lost an arm.
