I'm speechless, and having trouble breathing because I believe I hit my head falling out of my chair, but to the point, no, I'm afraid that's not it. Close though, depending on how you look at it. 15 thousand miles could be considered close by some folks...
Hints: a wicked pissa American...
Make you a deal: based on visual info in the non-AK pics, tell me where I'm from. Then I'll spill the beans on all, including stories already written.
This really is way too easy, I mean anything landlocked is immediately out. :) But I'd like to see who here is really on their game!