You Know It's Time To Diet When....
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You dance and it makes the band skip.
You are diagnosed with the flesh eating virus,
and the doctor gives you 22 more years to live.
You put mayonnaise on an aspirin.
You go to the zoo and the elephants throw you peanuts.
Your...
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Brilliant Woman Author Unknown
Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.
One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs.
My mind not only wanders, it...