Solution for porch pirates

Tradewind · Dec 17, 2018

This thing is great...and funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoxhDk-hwuo

PrairieHunter · Dec 17, 2018

Wow, that must have taken an enormous amount of time to construct. Impressive.

psycho · Dec 17, 2018

That's great. I would want to buy one if I had package thieves but haven't had a problem where I live.

fishing4sanity · Dec 17, 2018

I hate thieves and wish I had the engineering skills to do something similar. Great video.

noharleyyet · Dec 17, 2018

Too bad that these days that is an ambulance chaser’s wet dream.

Phaseolus · Dec 18, 2018

Anthrax dispensor!

Nameless Range · Dec 18, 2018

Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.

noharleyyet · Dec 18, 2018

Nameless Range said:
Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.

Mallardsx2 · Dec 18, 2018

Too bad it didn't explode with nails for shrapnel.

Dinkshooter · Dec 18, 2018

man that makes my day!

Tradewind · Dec 18, 2018

noharleyyet said:
Too bad that these days that is an ambulance chaser’s wet dream.

Good luck finding a jury of your peers who would convict

Tradewind · Dec 18, 2018

Nameless Range said:
Very cool. A genius creation. But having had stuff stolen off my porch, I think it’s too playful and inadequate. I’m waiting for the YouTube video where the porch thief loses his hand to a guillotine of sorts, falls into a trapdoor pit full rebar pointed to the sky, where he lays until the homeowner comes home to sit directly above him and take a giant dump on a toilet seat suspended by sinew extracted from the thief’s kneecaps. Get goin engineers.

a little angry this morning??

noharleyyet · Dec 18, 2018

Tradewind said:
Good luck finding a jury of your peers who would convict

#cynic

Tradewind · Dec 18, 2018

noharleyyet said:
#cynic

Harley: Hmm, yeah. so what are you in for??

me: I glittered a porch pirate.

noharleyyet · Dec 18, 2018

Package grabber w/safety glasses;

Bugle 'Em In · Dec 18, 2018

That was hilarious.

Nameless Range · Dec 18, 2018

Tradewind said:
a little angry this morning??

Pre-coffee. I'd just suspend the toilet seat by chains now.

noharleyyet · Dec 18, 2018

That dude is probably a formidable friend every April 1.

Tradewind · Dec 18, 2018

noharleyyet said:
That dude is probably a formidable friend every April 1.

Bet he's a lot of fun for Halloween, too.

rtraverdavis · Dec 18, 2018

Sub glitter for ground ghost pepper seeds and you'd really have something. Great video.

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