A man bought a lie detector robot. Every time the robot detects a lie, it slaps the liar. He decided to test it at dinner on his son, who he suspected of often lying to him.
DAD: Son where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school (robot slaps son) ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: Which one?
SON: Harry Potter (robot slaps son again). Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching porn, okay?
DAD: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! (robot slaps Dad)
MOM: laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The Robot slaps the mother...
DAD: Son where were you today during school hours?
SON: At school (robot slaps son) ouch! Okay okay, I went to the movies!
DAD: Which one?
SON: Harry Potter (robot slaps son again). Ow! Okay, jeez - I was watching porn, okay?
DAD: What? When I was your age I didn’t even know what porn was! (robot slaps Dad)
MOM: laughs and says, "Well, he certainly is your son."
The Robot slaps the mother...
