Fun trip this week with the wife's family to the deadest national park in the world. The chocolate cake was not beautiful and there were no golf courses. I think I will have my secretary who used to be a trained seal change that. I think a Trump golf course is just what this place needs, along with some cake and a few taco bowls. Anyway, here is my report on my summer vacation:
There were no elk. I know elk, believe me. Nobody knows elk better than I do. Here are some reindeer we saw instead:
Ystone20173BenBledsoe by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Ystone20172 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Ystone20171 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Ystone201720BenBledsoe by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Who let these guys in the park? I don't even know why they are there. Low energy. Sad!
Ystone20176 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Ystone201719 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
My friend Vladimir really liked these cats, but I didn't think too much of them. I tried to move on their mother, but she wasn't having any of it. I guess she didn't know who I am.
Ystone201715 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Ystone201716 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
I wanted to try and ride these cows, just like a real cowboy, but my wife said no. She is an enemy of the people! We watched them swim across a "river," and one of the little cows got swept downstream. I cried a bit, but then remembered how much I like veal (well done please)!
Ystone201713 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Ystone20179 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Ystone20178 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
People should really keep their pets on a leash in the Park, or at least keep them in their cars. I got yelled at for feeding this dog my sandwich and the dumb dog bit me! I tried to put a rope on the dog, but he ran away. Very rude!
Ystone201712 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
Ystone201710 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
There were no elk. I know elk, believe me. Nobody knows elk better than I do. Here are some reindeer we saw instead:
Ystone20173BenBledsoe by Ben Lamb, on FlickrYstone20172 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrYstone20171 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrYstone201720BenBledsoe by Ben Lamb, on FlickrWho let these guys in the park? I don't even know why they are there. Low energy. Sad!
Ystone20176 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrYstone201719 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrMy friend Vladimir really liked these cats, but I didn't think too much of them. I tried to move on their mother, but she wasn't having any of it. I guess she didn't know who I am.
Ystone201715 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrYstone201716 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrI wanted to try and ride these cows, just like a real cowboy, but my wife said no. She is an enemy of the people! We watched them swim across a "river," and one of the little cows got swept downstream. I cried a bit, but then remembered how much I like veal (well done please)!
Ystone201713 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrYstone20179 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrYstone20178 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrPeople should really keep their pets on a leash in the Park, or at least keep them in their cars. I got yelled at for feeding this dog my sandwich and the dumb dog bit me! I tried to put a rope on the dog, but he ran away. Very rude!
Ystone201712 by Ben Lamb, on FlickrYstone201710 by Ben Lamb, on Flickr
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