Big Ears
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Three surgeons were discussing who was the easiest to operate on. The first said "librarians, as when you cut them open all there parts in alphabetical order." The second thought for a while and said, " accountants as all their body parts were numbered". Finally the chief sugeon speaks and says," you are all wrong. Last week I operated on a politician, when I opened him up he was spineless, gutless and had no heart. Furthermore his head and arsehole were interchangeable"!!!