In Texas, there is a town named New Braunfels, where there is a large
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man
using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink
das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
(Translated: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water.
The cows have sh-t in it.")
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here
campaigning for Obama's health care plan. I can't understand you.
Please speak in English."
The rancher replied:
"Use both hands."