Insomniac

Last night:

2:00am - Finally done surfing the "net". Time to hit the hay. Decide to read for a while.

3:00am - Really time to hit the hay. Lights out.

3:15am - Brief thumping from neighbor's sound system. Go to bed, guys.

3:25am - Someone walks past my open bedroom window. Grab handgun from bedside and walk perimeter of house. Person has wisely moved on.

3:45am - Ungodly smell of New Belgium Brewery 1 mile away comes drifting through open windows. Get up and close all windows in the house.

4:00am - Rustling, loud thump near front door. Now paranoid Oak grabs gun again to investigate. Who knew the paper was delivered so early?

4:05am - Realize it's going to be light out in a little over an hour. Make coffee and read the paper.

Oak

You should have went to chat with Dan and the two of you could have been up together.

Last night

8:30..turn off computer, go to living room to watch tv with wife.

9:15...Wife wakes me up, tells me I am snoring too loud she can't hear the tv. Sends me to bed.

9:16.. Take nightly medications, including water pill, and go to bed.

11:15 Get up to go to bathroom, and get drink of water.

12:15 Get up to go to bathroom, and get drink of water.

2:15 Get up to go to bathroom, and get drink of water.

3:00 Get up to go to bathroom, and get piece of chocolate cake, and glass of milk.

3:05 Can't sleep wife yelling at me. Sends me to guest room. She sure getting grouchy, I don't think she sleeps well.

5:00 Time to get up....still tired. Drink pot of coffee, and continue to go to bathroom.

7:00 Time for a nap.

Oak, We could have discussed wildcats or something... Maybe next time....

Whiskers,, Do you see a cycle there?? Take water pill...
Get up go to bathroom, get drink of water..
Get up go to bathroom, get drink of water...
etc..

I recognize it because I do the same thing..

Ah well.. It beats not getting up, I guess..

Water pill??? Are you guys old a broken down or something? Sounds like you need to get a peepee plumber to check things out!